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Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund

April 16, 2007, will be remembered as one of the darkest days in the history of the Virginia Tech community and the world beyond.

To remember and honor the victims of those tragic events, the university has established the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund to aid in the healing process and generate financial support.

The fund will be used to cover expenses including but not limited to:

• Grief counseling
• Memorials
• Communication expenses
• Comfort expenses
• Incidental needs

If you plan to give, please click the link below:

Demi Moore sure is beautiful. I’ve never seen anyone age so perfect. I really hope Ashton is the sweetest, most romantic guy on the planet, because he looks like a douche. That, and his new prank show about weddings looks like a turd.

Why is she acting like an asain tourist? Demi and Ashton hang in Valencia, Spain on Sunday.

These magazine parties (Complex Mag 5th Anniversary) seem to happen every night. They are great for lame star sightings though. I love Paris Hilton’s new manly look.

Dice was there too. I caught a few episodes of Dice’s VH1 show and didn’t think it was all that bad. I guess no one else agreed with me, because I haven’t seen any re runs of that show, and we all know VH1 loves driving re runs into the ground. Good god I Love New York is the biggest pile of steaming dog crap I have ever seen.

These two are more disgusting and annoying than Dice could ever be.

The not so relevant anymore Mischa Barton got all bitchy the other day when she found out that Lindsay was at the same hair salon she was about to enter. Quite the audacity. Check out more pictures and the video over at X17.

Pay attention to the photographer-celebrity banter that takes place in the video. If these guys speaking as passionately and convincingly to their wives and girlfriends, I’m sure they are extremely loved men.

I always hated this kid’s show, while everyone else loved it. I never found some stupid, predictably insane mother yelling at her kids funny. Now Frankie Muniz looks even more ridiculous than his horrible TV show. A mohawk and chin pubes do not get you babes!