Celebrity Weasel

Poor Jessica Simpson! First she’s been spotted in a Russian “dial a hooker” advertisement, and now it would seem her father is pimping her out to the quarterback of his favorite football team!

First things first: Jessica is NOT a Russian whore. Her picture, along with the pictures of models Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra Ambrosio, have been spotted in a Russian hooker mag, but all three stars have clearly stated they’re in no way hookers. Just beautiful blondes.

As for Tony Romo. Jess’s dad love the Cowboys. Jess has been unlucky in love since her divorce. What’s a loving, caring (read: controlling and way too involved in his girls’ lives) father to do? If you’re Joe Simpson, you hook her up with an NFL quarterback! And not just any quarterback, but Tony Romo (who has been linked to both Carrie Underwood and Britney Spears in the past). He even ate Thanksgiving dinner with her family!

Here’s hoping she does as well with Romo as the girl who’s using her picture will do in Russia!

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Jessica Simpson, Joe Simpson, Tony Romo

Here’s adorable Kristen Bell, out and about at yet another celeb event, this time the NASCAR Nextel Cup Celebration.. This girl has got the best publicist in the world, because since Veronica Mars ended she’s got two great tv jobs and has been seen all over Hollywood with the hottest of the hott. She’s destined for stardom, and has what it takes to stick around in the business for most of her life, if she can stay away from the Britneys and Paris Hiltons of the Hollywood world!

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Kristen Bell

Oh, the rumors when it comes to Tomkat are amazing, aren’t they? I love this newest one because if it’s true? It’s so extravagant you almost have to respect the craziness, and if it’s not, then you almost have to respect the lengths people will go to prove this couple is nutso.

Little Suri Cruise, not even two years old yet, might soon be the recipient of her very own, custom-fit, pair of Christian Louboutin shoes! They’re making a mold of her fast-growing feet and having them made special just for the little princess. While I don’t believe it for a minute, if anyone was going to do
it, it would the the Cruise’s!

Looking for more Cruise-news? Check out Tom Cruise Watch!

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise, Christian Louboutin

Once a year we get to learn which celebrities are making the most money per movie, and the ladies’ list came down today. And suprise suprise, Reese Witherspoon eclipsed Angelina Jolie as the top actress (although this may have something to do with her low pay for Beowolf). The full list:

1. Reese Witherspoon - $15 to $20 million per pic
2. Angelina Jolie - $15 to $20 million (made only $8 million for Beowulf)
3. Cameron Diaz - $15 million
4. Nicole Kidman - $10 to $15 million
5. Renee Zellweger - $10 to $15 million
6. Sandra Bullock - $10 to $15 million
7. Julia Roberts - $10 to $15 million
8. Drew Barrymore - $10 to $12 million
9. Jodie Foster - $10 to $12 million
10. Halle Berry - $10 million

Most of the list doesn’t suprise me, and I’m glad the ladies are making that much money nowadays. I do find it funny, however, that about half of the women up there have had some pretty major flops in the last year or so (or the last few movies they’ve made). I guess that doesn’t lower your pay grade!

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Reese Witherspoon, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, Drew Barrymore, Jodie Foster, Halle Berry

Hey all. Robyn here, taking over duties here at Celebrity Weasel. With so much gossip and celeb news happening all the time, I should be able to give you at least a TASTE of the craziness on a daily basis (although I hope to give you more than that). So sit back and enjoy the ride.

(oh, and give me a day or so to get situated before the posts start rolling in like crazy).