Anna Nicole Smith Dead at 39

The shocking news of Anna Nicole Smith’s sudden death is hitting America hard. I know she has been a crazy case for a number of years, but after going through so much, we all thought she was invincible. Old men and surgeries, insane weight loss and emotional turmoil, she’s been through it all.
Please don’t think I am insensitive for what I am about to do. Anna Nicole Smith was my favorite reality TV star of all time. After my associates and I began buzzing over the news this afternoon, a number of issues were brought up.
They include:
-Anna overdosed on drugs. Her son who died recently got the drugs from his mother, not Howard K. Stern, as has been recently argued.
-Anna is faking her death. As was put so eloquently by an associate of mine; “She’s already half plastic, they just created another plastic Anna to act as her dead body!�
For all of America’s sake, I hope my insane friend is correct. I think he’s just insane though. Autopsy reports come out tomorrow.