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Britney Spears’ Sex Tape Suit

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A judge has thrown out Britney Spears’ lawsuit against Us Weekly regarding an alleged sex tape with husband Kevin Federline. The lawsuit stated that Spears faced possible defamation from an article published October 17, 2005, claiming that Britney and Kevin feared the release of a secret sex tape they had made together.

Judge Lisa Hart Cole threw out the suit because Spears has “put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye” and there is no chance a little sex video could defame the former pop princess.

It is pretty silly that Britney was seeking $10 million to set this rumor right. Hello Brit? Blessing in disguise? Paris was bummed when her sex tape came out, but her popularity skyrocketed afterward. She was able to become an even more valuable, do nothing piece of crap.

Britney Spears’ musical days are far behind her. That’s not to say that her celebrity is in the toilet. Britney Spears continues to be one of the most fascinating people in the celebrity gossip world. She gains a bunch of weight, then loses it all, and looks amazing. She wears the most hideous white trash outfits we have ever seen, and walks around barefoot in public bathrooms, yet we love seeing her in a cute little number at some goofy, kiddie award show.

Maybe this sex tape exists, maybe it doesn’t. It only helps Ms. Spears. Britney’s bread and butter these days are just being a celebrity, by doing nothing at all. She needs to let the media write about her hot sex tapes, and let them photograph her. Then, she should get paid to appear on TV, endorse a bunch of lame products, hell, even write a cheesy book. All of these things require no real talent. Opportunities like this will come fast and furious if she just stops worrying so much about being proper.

Trash it up Britney; we love you.


One Response to “Britney Spears’ Sex Tape Suit”

  1. Aaron Says:

    When will these celebs figure out that making tapes of their whoopie is not a great idea!

    Aaron.


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