Celebrity Weasel

After a brief getaway I’m back again to bring you the latest and hottest celebrity news links:

Reports of Canadian rocker Avril Lavigne’s possible marriage troubles have surfaced, and according to The National Enquirer it’s due to a combination of long distance relationship woes mixed with husband Deryck Whibley’s constant partying. Since Avril Lavigne is quite the little partier as well I can’t imagine her really having an issue, unless of course the talented 24-year old is getting ready to settle down.

Britney Spears brand new video “Womanizer” has hit the Internet by storm after premiering on 20/20 yesterday. Spears appears nude in the video and her new hot body is making headlines on just about every celebrity gossip site this weekend. You can view the Womanizer music video on Beautiful Blonde Celebrities. Britney Spears also has a hot new ad out for her new perfume “Hidden Fantasy” which is sure to be a hit with her young fans.

Is Britney Spears little sister Jamie-Lynn really pregnant with her second child? Well the gossip magazine The National Enquirer say that they have the inside scoop on the 17 years old’s most private affairs. Check out BritneySpearsWatch.com to see what evidence they’ve compiled to debunk the rumors.

Both Scarlett Johansson and Howard Stern recently wed. Thankfully not to each other. To find out more about these and other celebrity weddings visit SuperstarCouples.com.

For those of you who are buying into the recent “Angelina Jolie Tummy Tuck” rumors the author of BradPittWatch.com shows hard evidence that Angelina Jolie is an all natural women. You can also see tons of pictures of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their children on family outings as well as find out about Jolie’s latest movie “The Changeling.”

I am happy to be the new writer of Celebrity Weasel. I will do my best to keep you updated on the latest (and juiciest) celebrity stories.

Here are today’s top stories across the web:

People.com - Jessica Simpson had a bad case of the nerves yesterday when she had to perform songs from her new country album “Do You Know” in front of record industry professionals. Thankfully she did alright! Her new CD will be released on September 9, 2008.

Brad Pitt Watch - There have been plenty of photos of Brad Pitt having fun with his friend and “Burn After Reading” co-star George Clooney appearing on the Internet this week. But where’s Angelina Jolie? Poor Angelina is at home in Italy with her newborn twins, watching over six kids in total.

No amount of nannies can change the fact that she needs Brad by her side right now, especially since rumor has it she is suffering from postpartum depression. Now Brad Pitt is scheduled to travel to Canada to promote his film at the Toronto International Film Festival and Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Anniston is also scheduled to appear at the festival. Uh oh!

The Hollywood Gossip - Lindsay Lohan who’s been on the straight and narrow path for the past few months has turned down a $700,000 offer to pose naked for Playboy magazine. Although Lindsay Lohan has posed for many sexy photos she isn’t willing to take it all off for anyone. Good decision Lindsay!

TV MSN - Could 15-year-old Miley Cyrus be dating her 18-year-old co-star Cody Linley? Well, they could just be friends but they were spotted hanging out together which could potentially lead to something errr.. illegal. Why does this remind me of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge?

While I really want this whole thing to be false, something in it says it might be true. Apparently amongst the presents Angie and Brad sent his brother (Rob) and sister-in-law (Julie) for their kids for the holidays was Ghost Squad, a rather violent video game. And Julie was so upset she sent the game back to them with a note on it that said, “We don’t promote violence in our home.”

I love the way Julie handled the situation (if it’s real), but the whole thing worries me. I know Angie lets her kids play with toy guns, even hosting a military-themed party for Mad’s sixth birthday. And Angie’s had her share of press moments where she’s talked about her penchant for knives and such.

But with all the work she does for the UNHRC, trying to help people in war-torn countries, you’d think she’d want her children to grow up without that sort of stuff in their lives. The guns, the promotion of violence.

We know for a fact, however, that she exposes her children to these things, so it wouldn’t be above the realm of reason for her to give a violent game like that to someone for the holidays. I’m just suprised that after two years of being with Brad she wouldn’t know that, wouldn’t be more sensitive to their family rules and lifestyle. Which is why I hope this story isn’t true.

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More photos of celebs doing good! Yay! It’s the only way to go on this day before Christmas, for sure. And it’s of course the “first couple” of charity work, Brad and Angelina, at the most recent Children’s Health Fund Event! I love how they both look so totally uncomfortable in the more “staged” photo, but when it comes to stretching your arm out in front of you to take a candid, they both look totally at ease and enjoying every minute of it.

I try really hard to dislike this couple, what with how they started their relationship. And there’s all this negative press to feed into that for me. But I always come away loving them. They do so much for their kids, for their kids birth countries, for the planet, for the poor … I wish I had the gumption to be that caring! For all their flaws, this couple seems to have gotten the gist of all the power their celebrity offers, and are using it for the greater good.

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Does anyone else find it odd that Shiloh has been MIA for like six months, and then just as suddenly as those supposed Angie quotes where she bad-mouths Shiloh start to surface again, she’s marched out and placed in Angie’s hands like they’re the perfect little family? I don’t think Shiloh is loved any less, for the record. I just think that she’s not in preschool yet, and so doesn’t get photographed as often as the other three, who are taken to school by their parents every day (which, by the way, most kids in America can’t claim).

However, it’s funny to me that all of a sudden the whole family is out and about again, and Shiloh and Angie are suddenly everywhere together. These two might just have a much better mother/daughter bond than anyone gives them credit for! I think it’s cute that these kids always look so normal. Not eating some holistic food, but just munching on chips like every other kid would be.

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Okay, so I’m sure Angie didn’t mean it the way it sounds, if she said it at all, but the latest quote to surface about her feelings towards all of her children is just another reminder that she looks more highly on her adopted children than Shiloh.

“She looks like Brad. It’s funny because she’s almost going to be the outcast in the family because she’s blonde and blue-eyed. I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors.Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. But I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.�

Man, oh man. For all the amazing things she and Brad do, she needs to stop saying this about her kids. We all get that she’s done this amazing thing by adopting the three that she did. And we all know Shiloh will by default be the “golden child” because of her parentage. But to openly admit, time and again, that you love her less? After you’ve spent so much time talking about how you want to love on all kids of all races equally?

The only reason I can see any truth in this statement? The fact that Shiloh hasn’t been seen out and about with her parents since October. The other three get plenty of camera time with the paps, and it makes me wonder who’s loving on Shiloh. Certainly not her parents!

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Brad Pitt’s ex Juliette Lewis was spotted at a concert not that long ago, rocking her heart out and sharing some intimate details of her time with Brad.

It sounds like a fan asked how Brad was in bed, to which she replied, “He was no… BIG deal, if ya know what I mean!�

Hmmm, Brad has a small weiner? I don’t know if I believe that one! With all these women fighting over him the way they do, he’s got to have at least an average amount going on in his Jockeys! Maybe Juliette was just joking around?

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Brad and Angelina are back in New Orleans with their kids, working on their “Make It Right” Project. They’re already building over 100 homes in neighborhoods still reeling from Katrina, and the homes will not only be affordable for residents but ecologically sound, which is huge. Brad is also expected to make an announcement giving further details of the program tomorrow at 11am EST, so keep an eye out for that.

It looks like they had Zahara out with them when they took these pictures with local residents, and they were biking around the neighborhoods without a huge entourage. Good for them for trying to be normal people and simultaneously giving back.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Zahara Jolie-Pitt

Once a year we get to learn which celebrities are making the most money per movie, and the ladies’ list came down today. And suprise suprise, Reese Witherspoon eclipsed Angelina Jolie as the top actress (although this may have something to do with her low pay for Beowolf). The full list:

1. Reese Witherspoon - $15 to $20 million per pic
2. Angelina Jolie - $15 to $20 million (made only $8 million for Beowulf)
3. Cameron Diaz - $15 million
4. Nicole Kidman - $10 to $15 million
5. Renee Zellweger - $10 to $15 million
6. Sandra Bullock - $10 to $15 million
7. Julia Roberts - $10 to $15 million
8. Drew Barrymore - $10 to $12 million
9. Jodie Foster - $10 to $12 million
10. Halle Berry - $10 million

Most of the list doesn’t suprise me, and I’m glad the ladies are making that much money nowadays. I do find it funny, however, that about half of the women up there have had some pretty major flops in the last year or so (or the last few movies they’ve made). I guess that doesn’t lower your pay grade!

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Reese Witherspoon, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, Drew Barrymore, Jodie Foster, Halle Berry

Angelina and Maddox did a little weekend shopping at a Chicago Borders. Looks like Maddox has his Mohawk back in action. Angie appears a bit heavier in her red top and gray skirt. Hopefully she’s been able to rest and eat a bit better.

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After his brush with jury duty, Brad returned to Chicago where Angie was more than glad to see her man. Guess Brad’s on kid duty while Angelina wraps up Wanted. Brad was able to return to his family so quickly because the alleged drunk driver pleaded no contest.

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Here is the second in a series of St. John’s ads featuring Angelina Jolie. Lucky dogs.

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One of our favorite kids turned six this past weekend. In this pic from Life & Style mag we get a glimpse of Dad and Mad all dressed up in fatigues, face paint and military helmets. It appears that baby brother Pax is on the very left of the photo. The couple’s Santa Barbara home was dotted with pup tents and frolicking children for the birthday shindig.  Many happy returns.

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Our favorite duo is still together despite numerous reports to the contrary. Us Magazine got this exclusive from the the couple’s rep.

Pitt’s rep assures Usmagazine.com that the rumors are (once again) much ado about nothing. She tells Us, “These magazines continue to write lies about our clients to sell magazines.”

Rest assured, Us readers, America’s most famous family remains intact.

And just to set your mind at east here’s a photo of the family in Angouleme, France just yesterday(Aug. 1. 2007)

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Angelina Jolie’s fall campaign for St. John’s is set to hit the new stands later this month. Here are some sneak peeks. Click “read more” for more pics.
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