It was AWFUL. Remember when she could work the stage? Remember when she didn’t show up high? Remember when she had good weave? Remember when her lip syncing was fierce? Oh Britney. It’s really over isn’t it?
I know what you are thinking. Who would pay Britney Spears to promote anything? On the face of it the idea looks silly. BUT if you really think about it is indeed brilliant. Everyone is going to be there waiting in anticipation to see what train wreck Britney launches next. Even if she never shows up the place will be crowded until the wee hours with just the hope of Britneyness.
It’s going to be worth every dime.
This video has K-Fed’s other baby mamma saying that he’s a good dad though she doesn’t take sides regarding his custody fight with Britney. I wonder if Kevin will put Shar on the stand as a character witness.
Yes my friends that is Britney on the cover of US Weekly-again. Oy. What a week Brit Brit is having. First K-Fed gets Israeli trained commando type people to serve her camp and now her former nannies are telling ALL her business. They accuse her of some tough stuff including drunkenness around the kids and demanding they share her bed.
Last week Britney Spears called OK! Magazine up and said she wanted to do a photo shoot and a tell interview where she dissed her mamma nem. You know how awful her family was because they put her in rehab so she could keep her kids. Yeah bad group there.
Well TMZ is reporting that the photoshoot for the interview has taken place and and it was a disaster of the first order. No surprise there. I mean we expected it to be awful but I think this has sunk Britney to an all time low. Seems I say that about once a week.
According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we’re told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Out of control y’all!
We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We’re told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) — a Chanel dress to clean it up! How trashtastic!As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup. No wonder she always looks so fantastic!
I have a prediction and I don’t say it with relish. Britney is soon going to be declared mentally incompetent. Her mom and K-fed are going to take the kids and her mom is going to take over her business affairs. I pray it happens soon.
Miss Thing is taken Star Magazine to task:
TMZ has learned Shar Jackson has hired attorney George Gallegos in her fight against Star Magazine’s claims that she is pregnant once again with ex Kevin Federline’s baby. Popozao!
Shar, who denies the mag’s claim, says her children are being affected by the rumors, and told TMZ through her rep, “When my kids hear things at school and then ask me if they are getting a new brother or sister, I have to put my foot down.”
TMZ has also learned that Shar is willing to prove to the magazine that she is not pregnant, and tells Star’s editor-in-chief, Bonnie Fuller, “I stand by my truth by offering you an EPT test if you stand by yours and reveal your ’source’ to me.”
Source: TMZ
The stories I didn’t get to cover but you still need to know…
Shar Jackson is NOT pregnat by Kfed (I’m Not Obsessed)
Britney Needs Help with Her Latest CD Title(Celebrity Cowboy)
Kathy and Rick Hilton Visit Paris (Celebrity Beet)
Micky Rourke has too much work done (Celebrity Smack)
Nicole Richie Might be Pregnant (Fatback and Collards)
Shar Jackson
Kevin Federline
Nicole Richie
Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Mickey Rourke
With all that’s been going on I’ve been ignoring Britney Spears so I decided to give out a little link love in order play catch up.
Snarky Gossip has snaps of Brit in a bikini and the elusive Jayden James
I’m Not Obsessed has this bit-o-information about the possibility of Brit dating her drug counselor.
Well that didn’t take long. Guess I wasn’t that behind after all.
Britney posted a new fan message on her website. I doubt you are going to read it all and frankly I don’t blame you so I’ll comment right now. That girl needs to call her mama(I mean really how can you be mad at Lynn Spears) and get herself into some serious therapy.
Here ya go:
Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It’s so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It’s like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don’t know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn’t be here.Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to.
I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person…it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.
I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter…to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a “bitch.”
I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.
I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.
I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want…and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That’s God’s job. I can’t wait to meet him…or her.
Love, Britney
Quote of the month…
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. Youre not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.
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