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In what is quickly turning into the best gossip day EVER, Jamie Lynn Spears announced (thanks to OK Magazine) that she’s most definitely following her sister’s footsteps. The sixteen year old is pregnant with the baby of her nineteen year old boyfriend!

I think it’s tremendous she’s a young Nickelodeon star and she’s pregnant. And I think it’s hilarious that her mom was just about to publish a book on parenting! And even better is Britney’s denial of the whole thing to paparazzi after Jamie Lynn had already made the big announcement.

Just total awesomeness all around.

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Jessica Alba’s rep has told People Magazine that Jessica and Cash are expecting a child, to be born in late spring/early summer!

If this is really true, congrats to the couple!

Because one baby shower is never enough for a celebrity, Christina Aguilera had her second shower not that long ago. And based on all the “It’s A Boy!” balloons strewn about, it’s pretty clear that we’ve been right about the baby’s sex for some time now. She still looks gorgeous, and with being so close to her due date, she should be getting ready to hunker down for the holidays any time now. Aaaannny time now.

Okay, so she probably won’t ever. Perchance to dream

Christina Aguilera

Lots of baby news in Hollywood (as per usual these days)!

Geri Halliwell might have spilled the beans on a fourth pregnancy for Victoria Beckham. Do we think it’s true? Well, we know she and David Beckham have talked about wanting more kids, but to be pregnant and on tour won’t be easy. I guess we’ll find out as her costumes get bigger and more roomy!

Nancy Grace finally brought her twins home from the hospital! And while I’m still creeped out at the thought of a woman who’s almost 50 giving birth, I’m glad the babes are doing well.

Finally we’ve got Christina Aguilera, who is due in January just like Nicole Richie. Christina spent some time shopping with her decorator last week in Brentwood. She and hubby Jordan must have been redecorating recently, because the pair have been out furniture shopping a lot!

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Just Jared has some great pictures up of Nicole Richie out and about this weekend with a female friend doing some shopping. She looks great this far along in her pregnancy, although I’m not a fan of her big floppy shoes. That beret, on the other hand? It’s super cute!

We’ve already seen the rehearsal photos, and we know the Spice Girls tour is under way. Now we’ve got this adorable photo of the Cruise family watching the LA concert with the Beckham family! I love that David and Victoria support each other in their careers, but it sort of creeps me out to see the Cruise family trying to jump on board. They always seem so fake in their support of each other, and whenever they’re with friends it looks like they’re trying to convert them subtly to Scientology.

I keep hoping Katie will come out and say that she’s not a Scientologist, much like Nicole Kidman was never a believer, but I highly doubt that will ever happen. And poor Suri will be raised as the littlest Scientologist princess. Ah, well. At least she’s adorable?

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Yeah, yeah. I know this sounds like old news. But now there might just be more proof than speculation. Jennifer was spotted out at a baby boutique in LA, where she picked up onesies in both boy and girl colors. While it’s completely possible she doesn’t know the sex of her baby, something about that couple tells me they’d want that test done as early as possible so they could start asking Roberto Cavalli to design baby clothes just for the new bundle of joy. With that pretty much ruled out in my mind, the only other option is twins.

Which really seems more plausible. Jen’s wanted babies for years, and if they had to seek medical help for her to get pregnant, the chances of a multiple-birth are high. So that’s where my money’s at. Besides, she’s huge for how far along she’s supposed to be!

Jennifer Lopez

Kate (don’t call me Katie) Holmes and her adorable daughter Suri went shopping Friday at The Grove in Los Angeles. The pair are now sporting identical hair cuts, with Kate taking her fashion cues from a toddler. As it should be. My real question involves Kate’s coat … it’s Los Angeles for f*%k’s sake! It’s not like it’s all that cold! But she wouldn’t be a fashionista if she didn’t do stuff like that.

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Milla Jovovich gave birth to this beauty on November 3, and she’s finally introducing her to the world. Ever Gabo (pronounced Gabeaux) was named with family and heritage in mind.

“The name Ever is a scottish boy’s name, Paul has scottish blood in him (not to mention two tartans in his family!) so we wanted to give her a name that reflected her “celtic” roots, while her middle name Gabo is a mixture of my parents names! the first two letters are after my mom’s first name, Galina and the last two letters are after my dad’s first name Bogie!”

I think it’s cute that she’s got a hippie-sounding name, but there’s meaning behind it. Unlike people who name their children Storey.

Milla may have given birth already, but you can still track Christina’s pregnancy!

Milla Jovovich

Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder welcomed their third child. Henry Daniel Moder was born on Monday in Los Angeles at a healthy 8½ lbs. Mother and son are said to be doing fine.

The couple are already parents to twins Hazel and Phinnaeus, who turned 2 in November.

Congratulation Julia and Danny!

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