Celebrity Weasel

BritneySpears.com - Britney Spears brand new album cover for “Circus” is finally revealed and her fans are loving it!

Popcrunch.com - Simon Cowell, 48, and his longtime girlfriend Terri Seymour have broken up after a 6 year relationship. It was 34 year-old Seymour that did that breaking up, possibly because Simon Cowell has no intentions of having children.

Bitten and Bound - All of those Criss Angel dating Playboy Plamate Holly Madison rumors are now being confirmed. Not only has Holly Madison left boyfriend and sugar daddy Hugh Hefner but she’s been seen hugging and kissing her new love Angel in Las Vegas. Criss Angel’s home is Las Vegas where he recently launched his new Cirque Du Soleil show, “Believe.”

PerezHilton.com - The band “Fall Out Boy” (which includes Pete Wentz) just broke the record for the most radio interviews in a single day. They ended up finishing 72, 5 minute interviews, phew!

Celebrity Baby Blog - 33 year-old supermodel Niki Taylor is expecting her third child. Taylor is married to second husband Burney Lamar.

Some of the most popular celebrity stories this weekend and the best places to find them:

People.com - Vanessa Hudgens spills the beans on her sexy boyfriend Zach Efron and his kissing abilities, as you can imagine he’s a great kisser!

Christy’s Coffee Break - Singer Katy Perry hops on to a cake on stage and make a complete idiot out of herself as she slips and slides across stage eventually try to crawl off, she looks cute and is entertaining so we’ll forgive her for this one.

Jennifer Anniston Watch - Everyone wants to know what’s up with all of the recent Jennifer Anniston rumors going around this past week. Perhaps you can find the truth about Anniston on this informative fan site.

Celebslam.com - Poor Tara Reid is making headlines for having cellulite! Can you imagine? If you’re a celebrity wearing a bikini and you don’t happen to look airbrushed perfect then you’d better hide!

Superstarcouples.com - Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce may turn ugly. Madonna’s currently on tour but what will happen when she actually has the time to deal with it all. Only time will tell.

ParisHiltonWatch.com - What does cool rock star Pink have to say to Paris Hilton? She wants Paris to get over her Stupid Girl video. I think Paris Hilton is getting tired of the whole dumb blonde image but she should have thought of that when she was helping create it.

BritneySpearsWatch.com - Britney Spears legal problems have been put on hold as her driving without a license trial comes to an end. Britney was very close to being found innocent but two stubborn jurors deadlocked the jury leaving the judge no choice but to declare a mistrial.

Could Lindsay Lohan really be engaged to girlfriend Samantha Ronson? What advice did Tom Cruise give to Vanessa Hudgens? What is Johnny Depp’s next big acting role? Did Marcia Brady really lead a perfect life? Let’s check out today’s hottest gossip links to find out:

Popcrunch.com has the inside scoop on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s engagement in sunny Mexico, where Ronson romantically proposed to Lohan.

TomCruise.net shares the advice that Tom Cruise gave to High School Musical start Vanessa Hudgens at a Spice Girl Concert.

ParisHiltonWatch.com has the latest info on everything Hilton, and believe it or not, the night club queen of America isn’t quite so popular when it comes to the United Kingdom. While visiting the U.K. Paris Hilton was snubbed by A-Listers who couldn’t care less about hanging out with her. I somehow doubt it will put much of a dent in the heiress’ huge ego.

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JohnnyDeppWatch.com has confirmed that Johnny Depp will be playing the role of the Mad Hatter in his upcoming movie “Alice In Wonderland.” Great news for Depp fans who enjoy watching him playing bizarre characters. You can find out more about this new movie role here.

PerezHilton.com says that according to the National Enquirer Jennifer Anniston was seen kissing her ex jigilo John Mayer. Please say it isn’t true. Jenn seriously needs to find herself a new guy.

The National Enquirer Online has news regarding Maureen McCormick’s (who played Marcia Brady in the show Brady Bunch) new tell all book. If can’t imagine little Marcia Brady being anything but perfect you won’t believe the way her real life looked. The actress opens up about her difficult childhood, drug use, and Playboy Mansion escapades. Scary but true.

Lindsay Lohan has a crush on Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Hudson just got engaged. There’s lots of celebrity gossip going around but let’s start out with Britney Spears. She’s doing well but is her mother really helping by exploiting her in her new book “Through The Storm?”

Britney’s mother said that the Rolling Stone photographer took 17-year-old Britney Spears into her bedroom alone to shoot her in her underwear. When she saw the cover her heart sank.

TMZ posted the Lynne Spears Today Show interview. Lynne Spears is of course the mother of Britney and Jamie-Lynn Spears. I just read the People magazine interview with Lynne Spears this morning as well. This woman is one french fry short of a happy meal, it’s a miracle her talented girls are doing as well as they are considering their mother would publicly share their most intimate life moments to make a fast buck.

Arg.com/MileyCyrus is talking about Miley Cyrus’ day out with gorgeous 20-year-old Justin Gaston, who just happens to be an underwear model. This guy is definitely too old for the 15-year-old pop star but he does make some great eye candy.

Lindsay Lohan has topped PopCrunch.com’s headlines this morning for her love of Barack Obama and Victoria Beckham. Is anyone surprised?

Johnny Depp fans won’t want to miss the teaser trailer of his next film “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” which you can find on JohnnyDeppWatch.com. The movie will be out sometime in 2009.

SuperstarCouples.com is buzzing about the latest celebrity engagements, including Jennifer Hudson and Lindsay Lohan.

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Here’s what’s making headlines on gossip blogs today:

EOnline is talking about Brody Jenner’s new sexy girlfriend Jayde Nicole who just happens to be the 2008 Playboy Playmate of the year. Which pretty much sucks for ex-girlfriend Lauren Conrad. Thankfully she’s too busy earning millions to care.

Hollywood Rag is gossiping about Micheal Jackson’s dirty underwear. That’s right, the King of Pop’s Calvin Klein undies are going to be auctioned off on Ebay tomorrow. The famous underwear is being set at a reserve price of one million dollars. All I can say is …wow.

Superstarcouples.com is buzzing about Minnie driver’s new baby boy, Henry Driver Story.

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The biggest celebrity news on the web this morning isn’t real news! It’s a fake story that has upset many Miley Cyrus fans.

An article was published claiming that Miley Cyrus is dead, that she was killed in a tragic car accident on September 5, 2208. The story was quickly spread by bloggers but never reported on any major news sites. That’s because it never happened!

Even wikipedia was temporarily changed this morning, I’m telling you this is one sick hoax!

I am happy to be the new writer of Celebrity Weasel. I will do my best to keep you updated on the latest (and juiciest) celebrity stories.

Here are today’s top stories across the web:

People.com - Jessica Simpson had a bad case of the nerves yesterday when she had to perform songs from her new country album “Do You Know” in front of record industry professionals. Thankfully she did alright! Her new CD will be released on September 9, 2008.

Brad Pitt Watch - There have been plenty of photos of Brad Pitt having fun with his friend and “Burn After Reading” co-star George Clooney appearing on the Internet this week. But where’s Angelina Jolie? Poor Angelina is at home in Italy with her newborn twins, watching over six kids in total.

No amount of nannies can change the fact that she needs Brad by her side right now, especially since rumor has it she is suffering from postpartum depression. Now Brad Pitt is scheduled to travel to Canada to promote his film at the Toronto International Film Festival and Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Anniston is also scheduled to appear at the festival. Uh oh!

The Hollywood Gossip - Lindsay Lohan who’s been on the straight and narrow path for the past few months has turned down a $700,000 offer to pose naked for Playboy magazine. Although Lindsay Lohan has posed for many sexy photos she isn’t willing to take it all off for anyone. Good decision Lindsay!

TV MSN - Could 15-year-old Miley Cyrus be dating her 18-year-old co-star Cody Linley? Well, they could just be friends but they were spotted hanging out together which could potentially lead to something errr.. illegal. Why does this remind me of Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge?

It looks like Christina Aguilera is one of few celebs not opting for the “post baby touchup” that starlets like Nicole Richie look like they’ve had. Still carrying a bit of baby weight and hefting around even larger (if that’s even possible!) breasts than she had when she was pregnant, Christina looks the way most new moms look … tired, more out of shape than they’d like, and happy.

The ever-present drag makeup just serves as a reminder that this is not a regular new mom, but a pop star new mom.

I’m quite proud of her, actually. I expected her to turn up like Nicole Richie, looking like she’d never even been pregnant, her body back to it’s super-petite pre-baby size. But she once again proves she’s much more normal than she’s given credit for.

John Ritter’s family is suing the hospital where he died. Four years later. Bitter much? (source: Mollygood)

When I go to the airport, I’m in sweats and most likely haven’t showered. When Dita Von Teese heads to the airport, it’s like a fashion show! (source: Just Jared)

Patrick Swayze was checked into the hospital over the weekend for a “serious gastro-intestinal procedure”, but sources close to the actor say he’s home now and resting comfortably. Wonder what was wrong? (source: Hollywood Grind)

Despite being proud of her 32G’s, Jordan’s looking to just be a mommie now, I guess. She recently had them reduced, and while she claims she wanted them to go down to a 32C, they’re still at a 32F. Poor girl! (source: D Listed)

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Jamie Lynn Spears might just be getting sick of her momma! Rumor has it she’s looking to move to LA before she has her baby, wanting to live with her father and get into movies as soon as she’s lost her baby weight. She may also be jealous of all the attention her big sister is getting, and thinks that moving to LA will help get her on more tabloid covers.

In reality, if she were spotted out and about with her baby bump, she’d be almost guarranteed to make several tabloid covers, but it’s probably not in her best interest to follow in her sister’s footsteps.

As to whether or not her mother or father is a better parental figure in this moment, I think what the courts have decided speaks volumes. Despite Lynne Spears being the more vocal parent during all of Britney’s drama, it’s her father that’s been given custodial rights. While Lynne’s been trying to get a parenting book published, it’s Jamie that’s been doing the taking care of his kids, it would appear.

So if Jamie Lynne wants to go live with him, she can’t be any worse of than she is with controlling Lynne!

(source: D Listed)

Angelina Jolie left LAX yesterday solo, to head to Jordan for some UNHCR work. Here’s hoping if she *is* pregnant she’s taking precausions. And hopefully Brad’s got some extra nanny’s on board for the time she’s gone. Four kids by yourself is hard to handle! (source: Angelina Jolie Watch)

Paris Hilton sat down with Parade and hammed it up, yet again. This time she let us all in on her little hockey secret … she’s apparently really good at ice hockey, even playing defense! Sure, Paris. Plus, she “confirmed” she’ll be a guest on The L Word next season. Making it the first time since the show’s inception fans across the globe are hoping the show is cancelled after this season is done. (source: Just Jared)

Looks like we’ll be seeing more of Lindsay in print than just in UK Glamour; she’s also been paid $2 million to write her autobiography by Simon & Schuster. Maybe. The longer this story sits out there on the internet, the more convoluted it becomes. For now, file it under “unlikely”. (source: Cele|bitchy)

Looks like John Travolta finally got rid of that super-obvious weave! (source: D Listed)

I love this year’s lineup of hot young starlets for Vanity Fair! (source: Just Jared)

It’s still in the rumor stage, but it sounds like Arrested Development will be coming to a theater near you! Jeffery Tambor stopped into a radio station recently and told them that Ron Howard has been hinting at bringing the banana stand back in business and picking up where the tv show left off … with Michael and George Michael heading off to Mexico on the family boat. If this actually happens, I’ll be taking off work to be there the day it opens!

With it being Super Bowl Sunday and all, I’m going to be tied up most of the afternoon and the evening. But before I go, here’s some gossip to get you through your Sunday.

Songstress Lily Allen and her boyfriend Ed Simons have split, and just weeks after she miscarried. Poor thing! Apparently she’s throwing herself into her music to cope. (source: Hollywood Grind)

The Spice Girls have taken themselves off tour! The group have cited “family commitments” as reason to not finish their tour, but I’m betting it has more to do with their lack of ticket sales. Time for these ladies to find new jobs. (source: Just Jared)

In Britney News: her father has been given custodial rights over her finances and affairs, which is a good thing. Sam Lufti is super pissed, not just because he’s been cut off financially, but also because he’s been slapped with a 22-day restraining order keeping him away from Britney! (source: Cele|bitchy)

George Clooney might just be settling down after all! He’s officially started moving 29-year-old girlfriend Sarah Larson into his Hollywood Hills home. (source: D Listed)

Katharine McPhee got married to her boyfriend Nick Cokas over the weekend! (source: Hollywood Grind)

Brad and Angie showed up at the Santa Barbara Film Festival with Angie wearing another super-flowy outfit!!! Althogh, with at least one of the pictures NOT looking like she’s got a baby bump, who knows what gossip columns are going to be saying Monday morning about it all! (source: Brad Pitt Watch)

I swear I have a ton of Really Important Things To Say ™, but right now all I can think about is that it’s Friday and in a few hours I’ll be having drinks and dinner with one of my bestest friends. So all you get is this link list. Again. I know, I know, bad Robyn. Where’s the commentary, yo?!

First Lindsay went to rehab, then Paris went to jail. Now Britney’s in a psych ward. But Eva Mendes proves all things old are new again, by checking into Cirque Lodge for an undisclosed issue. Someone wants to be like Lindsay when she grows up! (source: D Listed)

What better way to celebrate your boyfriend’s tv show anniversary than to make a video with Matt Damon? In Sarah Silverman’s opinion? None. (source: Just Jared)

Freaking Brilliant!! Mollygood claims Lindsay Lohan has stepped in to save Starbucks in Britney’s absence! I love it!

Jennifer Lopez is in the hospital birthing her twins? Nope! Turns out she’s in New York bikini shopping. Someone’s on the post-birth lipo plan for sure!

According to Courtney Love, there is a short list of celebs who are “cool enough” to have been strapped to a gurney. That list is herself, Marilyn Monroe and one Britney Spears. Marilyn is rolling over in her grave at the comparison that makes! (source: D Listed)

Britney’s still in the hospital, and it looks like at least one of the people around her has her best interests in mind: her psychiatrist. (source: People)

In happier news, Julianna Margulies gave birth to a little boy named Kieran! Congratulations to the new mom! (source: Us Magazine)

Jessica Alba’s been talking up a storm on her promotional tour for The Eye recently. Everything from her pregnancy boobs (she loves them!) to the paparazzi (she hates them!) have been fair game. (source: Cele|bitchy)

Amy Winehouse’s detox isn’t going so well for her, it would seem. She got so dehydrated during the detox process that she had to be admitted to a hospital and put on a fluids drip! (source: D Listed)

It’s not a happy time for Scientolgoy, that’s for sure. First there’s “anonymous”, and now they’re getting mysterious white powder packages delivered! (source: Mollygood)

Katie Holmes is FINALLY denying the rumors that Chris Klein is truly Suri’s daddy. I still think he is. (source: Tom Cruise Watch)