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Could Lindsay Lohan really be engaged to girlfriend Samantha Ronson? What advice did Tom Cruise give to Vanessa Hudgens? What is Johnny Depp’s next big acting role? Did Marcia Brady really lead a perfect life? Let’s check out today’s hottest gossip links to find out:

Popcrunch.com has the inside scoop on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s engagement in sunny Mexico, where Ronson romantically proposed to Lohan.

TomCruise.net shares the advice that Tom Cruise gave to High School Musical start Vanessa Hudgens at a Spice Girl Concert.

ParisHiltonWatch.com has the latest info on everything Hilton, and believe it or not, the night club queen of America isn’t quite so popular when it comes to the United Kingdom. While visiting the U.K. Paris Hilton was snubbed by A-Listers who couldn’t care less about hanging out with her. I somehow doubt it will put much of a dent in the heiress’ huge ego.

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JohnnyDeppWatch.com has confirmed that Johnny Depp will be playing the role of the Mad Hatter in his upcoming movie “Alice In Wonderland.” Great news for Depp fans who enjoy watching him playing bizarre characters. You can find out more about this new movie role here.

PerezHilton.com says that according to the National Enquirer Jennifer Anniston was seen kissing her ex jigilo John Mayer. Please say it isn’t true. Jenn seriously needs to find herself a new guy.

The National Enquirer Online has news regarding Maureen McCormick’s (who played Marcia Brady in the show Brady Bunch) new tell all book. If can’t imagine little Marcia Brady being anything but perfect you won’t believe the way her real life looked. The actress opens up about her difficult childhood, drug use, and Playboy Mansion escapades. Scary but true.

I keep trying to like Lindsay Lohan, to get behind her and support her. I even rented “I Know Who Killed Me” and tried to see some merit to it (besides those stripper scenes. someone missed her calling!). But every time I’m almost on board, Lindsay goes and does something like talk to UK Glamour, and ruins it all for me.

Without any projects in the works, Lindsay’s had to resort to selling photos of herself to “Make ends meet”, and now she’s spilling her guts to magazines to try to drum up some new interest in herself. Here’s a few choice quotes:

‘I’m fine being alone during the day, but I hate being alone at night. I like having friends around me, but now I’d much rather be at home,’ she says, pointing out that she now suddenly has more hours of the day to fill, which she tries to do by writing in her journal and watching TV.

‘That’s not to say I’ll never go to a club again,’ she says, ‘because I’d be lying.’

Finally, asked what she believes is the biggest misconception others have about her, Lohan replies, ‘that I don’t have my head in the right place. That, and probably that I’m not a good person … because actually I am.’

“If I’d been with every man I’ve been linked with I’d probably be dead by now! Generally speaking, my friends are much worse - I’m the goody-goody one by comparison. I’ve had to grow up fast. I’ve had a lot of responsibility from a young age.�

On what or who she is allergic to aside from dogs:
“Liars and mean people. I’m a Cancerian so I’m sensitive and emotional, but very honest - so I don’t like liars. Also I don’t understand people who are mean for no reason.�

That last quote might be my favorite, if only because she calls herself a “cancerian” … it’s Cancer, bitch!

At any rate, Lindsay’s back to saying she’s learned her lessons, that she’s totally grown up and has her head on straight, and that her experiences are just like everyone else’s growing up years. I know for a fact that my “growing up years” were NOTHING LIKE THAT, despite how hard I may have partied.

Also, filling your time with watching tv and journaling? How about going out on job interviews or trying to get modelling gigs?

Bottom line: I hate that her life is so publicized. It’s got to make it hard to lead any sort of normal post-rehab life. But I have lost any sense of feeling bad for her, because she could choose to lay low, work on new projects, instead of heading off to Capri and making out with several men while paparazzi are present. If she’s upset at the things people say about her, she could change her public appearance. Unfortunately, that’s part of being a celebrity today.

Lindsay Lohan has issued the following statement to TMZ:

It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so.

This declaration is the first step of any 12 step program. Good for her.

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Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan actually put aside their differences to visit Lindsay at her Salt Lake City rehab. Yesterday the recently divorced duo along with their three other children took a Jet Blue flight to Utah where Lindsay is working hard to get better. Wow. This is big for these two.

They didn’t actually exit the plane together but still…

Here’s some footage of the Lohan’s exiting the plane. Grandma is a cutie.

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Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab. A rep shot out a short statement to US Weekly but won’t say where Ms. Thing is being housed.

It would be counterproductive to the medical treatment she’s receiving to release Lindsay’s whereabouts at this time.

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We might actually know where she’s is. Reliable but unconfirmed rumors are reporting that she’s checked into Cirque Lodge. The ultra swanky rehab is located in Utah and previously rehabilitated David Hasselhoff and Mary-Kate Olsen.

I’m sending that girl good thoughts. Hopefully it takes this time.

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Michael Lohan has been already been ordered to stay away from his daughter by his parole board. Even so he continues to try and contact Lindsay.

In an ironic twist, shortly before this morning’s events, Michael said, “Yesterday I felt like I needed to call her… I got her assistant Jenny Monroe who told me she [Lindsay] was in dance learning tango for her next movie.�

Michael never spoke to Lindsay, he told us, “There was no call, the next thing I heard was this morning…what we all know right now.�

Now daughter Ali has contacted VH1 to give her side of the story as Michael makes the talk show rounds pleading his case.

Hi david this is ali lohan, i want everybody to know the truth out there. My mom is a single mom of four children she has always been there for us, she was my mother and father and still is. My father is telling all lies to people and saying he was such a great dad and was always there for us, my father was never there for us, My mom was always there souporting us. i think that the whole reason why my sister is upset with her self and not as cofident, is because of my dad not being around, and always staying out late and not coming home for days, he would come back home never himself, he was always was making excuses for his bad behavior . And would always blame my mother. He just wants everybody in the world knowing that he was a great dad. He wasnt that is all a lie. I just want my sister to stick throught this okay, and my mother and brothers and i are there for my sister 100% and have always been. I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.
Thankyou for your time god bless, Ali

Wow. And you thought your family had issues.

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After being picked up during some weird car chase with her former assistant Lindsay Lohan has released this statement saying, I guess, that she wasn’t driving under the influence like the cops are alleging.

“Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”

That cocaine found on her person was planted. Uh huh.

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She really look healthy. Hopefully she’ll stay that way. I think I missed her official release from rehab but I know she’s still doing the follow up program at Promises.

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Lindsay Lohan is officially 21 today. Let’s hope she continues on her road to wellness. Many happy returns to Lindsay. Lilo did a little birthday shopping this weekend while she was on break from rehab. I guess you call that a weekend pass? Check out the iPhone. I can’t get an iPhone and I’m not in rehab. Looking good Lindsay.

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Okay so I saw the photos but I didn’t really pay attention. I mean Lindsay Lohan doing something strange is not really a big thing but Vanessa Minnillo is trying to go from the B list to the A list. So the question is….are the photos a good thing or a bad thing? Probably a good thing in Hollywood. Vanessa’s reps say she hasn’t lost any work because of the shots. I bet that’s true.

X17 has the shots.

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Lindsay released this official statement to TMZ.

Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.

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I think I called it when this story first broke about Lindsay’s DUI. According to In Touch Weekly Lindsay has checked herself back into rehab. She’s headed to the ultra swanky Promises. It’s the same rehab that Britney Spears checked into after the head shaving incident.

“She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do,� a close friend of the 20-year-old actress tells In Touch exclusively. “She is going willingly.�

Let’s hope it sticks this time. Good luck Lindsay.

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Oh snap they found coke during Lindsay’s DUI Incident. Police said it was a “usable amount” but won’t say exactly where it was found except to say it was in the car. Say that three times.

Police “tracked Ms. Lohan to the local hospital, where she was ultimately placed under arrest.” Apparently she lost control of her Mercedes, hit a curb and then got into another car and headed to Century City Hospital.

She was treated for minor chest injuries, probably due to air bag deployment.

Just before the accident Lindsay’s estranged Dad said he wanted her to return to rehab. He told In Touch Weekly, “I think that Lindsay needs to find a place where God is paramount in her life. If that place is rehab, so be it.”

No word from Lindsay yet. I’d wager she’ll be back in rehab by Monday. Only time will tell if it will be a legit attempt at cleaning up her act or a sham to avoid serious consequences.

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TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was charged with driving under the influence. Apparently the starlet(can we really call her that?) crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd at 5:30 in morning. A 911 call was made from the scene.

There were two other people in the car. It doesn’t appear that anyone was seriously injured.
Oh Lindsay. Get some help before you hurt yourself or someone else.

The coppers released LaLohan so she could be treated for minor injuries at a local hospital.

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