Joel Madden Is Number One
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Even though it has only been a few weeks since Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff to hook up with Nicole Richie, the new couple is wasting no time taking it to…the next level!
Now, what constitutes the next level? Living together? Shared bank accounts? Matching tattoos? No, real love is being your wasted whore of a girlfriend’s main contact when gets arrested for driving on the wrong side of the freeway.
Page Six is reporting that when Nicole Richie was booked for DWI this week, her “emergency contact person” was Joel Madden. If only we could all find this kind of commitment so quickly with our significant others.
In case you had not heard, Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff to hook up with Nicole because Hilary would not put out. What a bitch.
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December 13th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
I am really turned off my Joel Madden now. I thought he was awesome before….Nicole richie is low as….Go Hilary, your the best….
December 15th, 2006 at 6:28 am
same! and by the way getb your facts straight! hilary dumped joel! even joel said it when he made an appearance at a club he was djing at! and he said it on mtv trl news!
so that means hilary will probably want to put out for someone better! not trash like him! i cant believe i used to like him!
December 15th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
maila:
It was reported that Joel dumped Hilary because she would not put out. Of course Joel is going to go on MTV and say he is broken hearted and was the dumpie, it sells records to little girls.
January 10th, 2007 at 9:35 am
he is a two-faced idiot!…if he dumped her because of that then why cant he be a man and tell people that!…
hilary didnt put out so what?! that just makes her an even greater role model for young girls!…and please a fucking sob story wouldnt change the fact that good charlotte cant sell records! they should know that!…(im still a gc fan…but some on what kind of person is he? he aint no real man thats for sure!