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Lisa Marie vs. Tim Burton Continues

by Jason

Sultry model and once actress Lisa Marie filed a complaint today in Los Angeles Superior Court today, accusing her former mate, and my film making hero, Tim Burton, of fraud and breach of contract.


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Now: Lisa Marie With The Look of Greed

Lisa Marie alleges that Tim conned her out of equitable division of their assets when the un-married couple split after almost ten years together. The pair got serious right away, moving in together a year after meeting. Tim Burton put Lisa Marie in a ton of his movies, and referred to her as his muse. Burton allegedly agreed to “share equally any and all property accumulated” with the beauty. He also allegedly agreed to provide financial support for Lisa Marie for the rest of her life.


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Then: Lisa Marie With The Look of Love

The weirdness only starts there. After getting dumped hardcore during the shooting of Planet of the Apes, Lisa Marie’s financial advisors were allegedly in bed with Burton, telling Lisa Marie to take what she could get from Tim, rather than fight for what was originally agreed upon. Tim Burton dumped Lisa Marie to start up a relationship with Helena Bonham Carter. What a horrible move. Helena Bonham Carter is gross. Lisa Marie is freaking gorgeous, even now pushing forty.

In the past few years, Lisa Marie has been fueling the fire constantly. In 2005 she held a warehouse sale in which she sold some of Tim Burton’s personal movie memorabilia.

As much as I adore Tim Burton, it sounds like he might have been trying to pull some eff’d up moves on Lisa Marie. I loved Lisa Marie in every Burton film. I hope she’s not a complete wack job, I really want to see her work again.


3 Responses to “Lisa Marie vs. Tim Burton Continues”

  1. Matty Says:

    I’m in total agreement, how could anyone dump Lisa Marie for no-neck, Rachel Dratch on her worst day look-alike Carter? I feel bad that Lisa had to put up with his ugly ass all those years, she should get everything just for sleeping with that troll.

  2. Kelsi Says:

    You think Helena Bonham Carter is “gross”?
    She’s beautiful, an amazing actress (My favorite), and she’s really funny and nice.
    I think she and Tim make a much better couple than Tim and Lisa. Just my opinion.

    I don’t understand how you could think she’s gross.

  3. Danica Says:

    Helena Bonham Carter is quite pretty in reality, Lisa Marie is pretty too but they don’t look the same. It’s not apples and oranges it’s apples and Helena Bonham Carter who is amazingly talented. I mean Sweeney Todd? Fight Club? Looks to me like Lisa just needs some money because for sure you NEEVVER hear about her. I find Tim Burton’s sketches to all look something like Helena, even the ones done before they met. I just think they’re a better couple both a little wierd in a cute way.

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