Mary Carey Bores and Annoys Once Again

I had never heard of her before the 2003 California governor’s race, and I have not heard about her since. I am pretty sure I am speaking for most of America. Yet, porn star Mary Carey still thinks she’s some kind of diva, demanding that she have time to blab with Jay Leno on The Tonight Show about her second run as a write in candidate for California governor.
I guess pulling all this crap puts her in the headlines, but it is beyond annoying. I just thought about Mary Carey today for the first time in three years, and I already feel like stabing my eyes and ears with dinnerware. Let me present to you asine comments from Carey such as:
“More people know that I am running for governor than (know of) Arnold’s Democratic challenger,”
“Our polling results have shown my name to be more recognizable than any other candidate in the race.”
Sure, you gross bimbo. Listen, I work in the media and follow the news closely. I have not heard your name once in years. I really wish you would find some other means of self promotion than running for governor every few years. You never saw Jenna Jameson pulling this kind of crap, did you?
October 25th, 2006 at 7:59 am
I’ll admit to not caring one whit about celebrities and their lives, but you’ve made it an entertaining read here. This one just made me want to laugh and cry at the same time. First actors, then wrestlers, now porn stars? Oiy.