Paris saves the world.
I think it is really great that Paris Hilton is friends with everyone these days. Her friends are going through rough times in their lives, and need the emotional support that Paris will no doubt provide.
Formerly breaking all the rules of BFF, Paris and Nicole are once again, BFF. Nicole finally wants to get sexy and gain some weight. Paris is obviously the right person she should be hanging with; look how good Nicole looks already! Just kidding! Nicole still looks fugly.
The new shocker everyone is talking about is, of course, Britney Spears and Paris, and their new found gal pal status. Very exciting stuff. Britney has already been spotted showing off her snatch to photographers while getting out of a Hilton vehicle, and exposing that fat little baby of hers to the Paris lifestyle.
Seems like there is one thing all of Hollywood agrees on though; Lindsay Lohan is a fat bitch. Even the fat bitches hate Lindsay Lohan. Britney is now on the Lohan hating bandwagon after Lindsay said she wants to get nasty with K Fed, and blasted his rap album from her car next to Paris and Britney the other night.
