Paris Says The Dumb Thing Was an Act
So Miss Thing told Barbara Walters that she used to act dumb and it wasn’t cute any longer. She’s been playing ping pong and hasn’t looked in the mirror for days. Oh yeah her face is very dry because she hasn’t been able to moisturize.
Note to self: One more reason why I cannot go to jail. I flake very easily
Yes indeedy Paris Hilton has seen the light. She wants to start some sort of charity for kids called Paris’ Playhouse for sick kids or broke kids or kids without Prada purses.
What? I don’t make the news. I just report it.
Seriously- I hope that Paris is able to get some good out out of this. Did I mention that Paris called Babs collect? Yeah you can’t use your blinged out Blackberry from jail.

