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Ricky Martin: Madonna should start a small village.

by Jason

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Ricky Martin called Madonna an “exemplary mother� in a phone interview on Wednesday with the Associated Press.

“The love she gives her kids is a dream, and I know that her heart is big enough to adopt not just one child but to adopt 20.�

I can’t believe this is a news story. Who gives a rat’s ass what Ricky Martin thinks? Wait, I do! I totally agree with Ricky Martin. Madonna should adopt twenty children. Can I be one of them please?

Look, I have pretty much hated everything that Ricky Martin has ever created during his “artistic� run on this earth. I find his personality as pleasing as the sound of my second grade teacher Mrs. Davis’s eighty year old, decrepit nails on the chalk board. Ricky has a point here though. Besides wearing those hideous pyramid bras so many years ago, I really don’t think Madonna is nutty. Britney Spears is nutty. Paris Hilton is nutty. Madonna, straight shooter! I’m annoyed by her fake British accent as well, but let’s not harp.

This kid Madonna adopted is going to grow up with everything. She saved him from a horrible life of manual labor, and gave him a pass to every exclusive night club and every movie part he will never deserve.

Is this what an “exemplary� mother does? I’m with Ricky on this one.


Posted in General on October 26th, 2006

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