To Sexy For My Current Physical Appearance!
For the past few days we have not been able to get away from everyone talking about thier disgusting bodies.
The buzz lately has been about Tara Reid and her gross, oh so creepy, super glued on nipples.
Now, as a human who has had his share of bad luck, a part of me genuinly feels bad for Ms. Reid. The part that hit me hard was when she was quoted;
“Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarassing, I mean, you definitely had to turn off the lights…”
I can’t imagine a girl telling me my wang looked funny. What a bummer. I’ll tell you one thing though, no one is ever going to say, “What’s wrong with your tattoos Jason? They look really bad.” That’s because I spent years researching my tattoos, and my choice of artist, before commiting my body to it. Why the hell would Tara, with all her money, and her advisors, agents, and managers, be allowed to get a shady surgery job! I just can’t have to much sympathy for this ditz. She’s the superficial airhead I have been avoiding my whole life. Boo hoo, your breasts weren’t perfect at age twenty seven so you rushed out to the first person you could find to make them better! I feel sooooo sad!
Next on the “hey everyone pay attention to my body” list for this week was Ruben Studdard and his amazing one hundred pound weight loss. Very impressive!
VS.
Sucks he is still as big as a house. Look, I’m glad the guy is a vegetarian and taking his health seriously, but he is only going to catch a bunch of B.S. for going on television at this point. Wait untill you make some crazy transformation, Carnie Wilson style, before you throw your “new body” all over the media.
October 13th, 2006 at 10:02 am
I feel really bad for Tara. Actually I feel worse for myself, because Tara used to be my dream girl once upon a time before her botched surgeries and public drunkeness. When she looked so “Girl Next Door-ish” in American Pie, that was her best of times. But, after her boob popped out on the red carpet of P. Diddy’s party, a little throw up gathered in the back of my throat.
It’s sad.
Aaron.
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