TomKat Party #3
It looks like TomKat will be partying until the cows come home. Us Weekly is reporting that the couple will be throwing another wedding party December 9, for friends and family who could not make it to their wedding in Italy. Fresh after their thirteen day honeymoon, these hot young bucks are ready for more.
Kudos to Tom and Katie for following the Kid Rock/Pam Anderson style of celebration for their love. All of America is on the edge of their seats, waiting for this relationship to self destruct.
I would like to suggest a few things to Tom. Be sure to throw your new bride off a pier, demand Katie run around with her breasts exposed, preferably near nip slip style, and be sure she tattoos your name onto her body.
All of these things, and many more, ensured that none of Pam’s marriages would work out. We would hate to see the TomKat marriage last more than a few years. Tom’s career needs a jolt, and a failed marriage would do just the trick.
