Ugly and Scrawny for Two Please
Hilary Duff and her faux punk boyfriend Joel Madden are taking legal action against a celebrity photographer and his to many screws loose buddy.
The photographer, David Joseph Klein, and a man only known as Max, have been visiting Duff and Madden’s respective neighborhood’s, and Hilary’s mother’s home.
What I’m wondering in all this is, who the hell would want to stalk Hilary Duff? I never thought she was cool, talented, or, heaven forbid…blarg, attractive. She was a little more cute when she had that baby fat, but look at her now. What a trainwreck of skin and bones. Besides, isn’t she a little washed up? Maybe I don’t pay enough attention, but I feel like she had her moment in the sun three years ago.
Next thing you know, you are going to hear a conversation like this on your street corner:
“I’m heading out to California, I’m thinking about stalking Soleil Moon Frye”
“Soleil Moon Frye?”
“Yea, you know, TV’s Punky Brewster. I know her glory days are over, but she just did some killer V.O. work on that young female empowerment Saturday morning cartoon, Bratz.”
